Release the sound!
Use this: if you like your sound devices like you like your films about historical atrocities - long and dark.
Don't use this: as a propeller. There's all sorts of science that goes into propellers that you probably don't know about.
If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "Did someone say they wanted to raise the bar?" (It would have to be a show where people were always saying that they wanted to raise the bar.)
For its audition to appear on the site, this product used a monologue from: The Sound[bar] of Music.
Some skeptics wonder: how a mostly flat device could possibly understand the concept of surround sound.