Asus are wild.
Use this: if one core just doesn't cut it.
Don't use this: to win poker. It's an Asus, not a set of aces.
Legend has that when the moon is full, this product transforms into: a laptop… THAT SUCKS BLOOD!
When it's cold outside, this stays warm by: running its Intel Core i3-3217U dual-core processor in circles.
The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: it poses nude for a painting class and says some pretty weird things.