Semantics! That's how you win an argument!
Now, we know what you're thinking: "BOOO, Woot! You've sold these before! Like, a million times!" But here's the thing: Technically speaking, you're incorrect. These specific units that we're trying to sell today? They're actually the ones that we DIDN'T sell all those other times! Hence they're still taking up space in our warehouse, hence we're trying again to offload them onto you!
So look, if you want us to sell other stuff, you're gonna have to help us do a little bit of cleaning. Seriously, everyone has to pitch in and do their part. You can't expect us to take care of everything!
And besides, maybe, in the time between now and the last time we sold this thing, you've developed a need for a digital pen system. Like maybe a series of unexpected filing cabinet fires has caused you to question your faith in paper or something.
Now, you're probably thinking, "Did Woot just threaten arson to get me to buy one of these aPen Digital Pens?" Well, the answer to that question is no! Or at least, not yet...