Yeah, In a Minute
I'll be right there. Just as soon as there's a commercial.
"Sam? Sam are those chicken thighs on the grill?"
"Well are you watching them?"
"SEEING AS I'M ANSWERING YOU FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE AND THE GRILL IS OUTSIDE, WHAT WOULD YOUR BEST EDUCATED GUESS BE?"
"They're going to burn."
"They're not going to burn. I'll go flip them as soon as there's a commercial. I'm watching the game on the refurbished Haier 32" 720p LCD HDTV."
"I don't want mine burned."
"IT'S NOT GONNA BE BURNED.""How long have they been out there?"
"I'll check it when the inning's over!"
"I smell smoke!"
"DAMMIT, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BUR- Ah, crap."