Not That We Condone Vigilantes
A man can only take so much before he stands up and fights for what he believes in.
Every person has their breaking point. Every person has that moment when they can't take any more and the stink of the city overwhelms them. I've reached that point. I can't watch silently any more. I'm taking my HP 17.3" Quad-Core Laptop into my own hands and I'm going to make a difference. With the most strongly-worded letter this city has ever seen.
I'm going to put this AMD VISION A6-3420M quad-core processor to the test processing all my stern criticisms of the city's available parking spaces. Or should I say, LACK THEREOF. Yeah, that's going in the letter. I hope this laptop's 4GB DDR3 Memory is short-lived because I don't want to traumatize it with all my pointed arguments about why a small tax on cigarettes would easily help the city afford the construction costs for a public parking garage downtown.
I'm not a hero. I'm just a man trying to make a difference.