Punch up the jams
Sound so good it hurts. Seriously. It might.
Walking to class in silence stinks! You need some music to zone out and forget about the impending three-hour lecture! And we've got just the thing to pump it into your lobes: JLab J3 Earbuds! These bad boys feature aluminum housing and full spectrum micro drivers to deliver crystal clear highs, deep mids, and punchy bass* that'll be sure to drown out your hangover! So go ahead! Grab a pair today, bro!
*You should be aware that sometimes the bass can get a little too punchy. Here's what to do if this happens to you:
- Talk to the bass in a calm, reassuring voice. Don't demand it stop punching; ask it politely to refrain.
- Always stay to the bass's right to avoid its killer left hook.
- If the bass is sweating a lot, offer to get it a towel. This will make the bass self-conscious and essentially bring it back down to Earth.
- Nobody really knows the bass's history, so refrain from calling it things like "pal" or "buddy" or "big guy" in case it has negative associations with those seemingly polite terms.
- When the bass starts drooling, that's when you know it's time to just call the cops.
We hope this'll help in case the bass in your JLab J3 Earbuds get a bit too punchy. Now turn up the volume and enjoy those tunes!