Right, so with this I forget all about the quirky ex-girlfriend who broke my heart?
"Oh, you wanted to FORGET the quirky ex-girlfriend?"
"Oh. Are you sure? She's really cute, but in a quirky way. She wears funky scarves and hats and stuff."
"Yeah, and she dyes her hair neat colors. I know. That's one of the reasons it was so hard to deal with losing her. But I want it all gone."
"Well, we sorta did the opposite.""What?"
"Yeah, we installed a Kingston 16GB 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM Kit in your brain. You've got two 8GB DD3 1600MHz memory modules in your head now, and they both contain only memories of that adorable, pale-skinned girl who listens to indie music and wears vintage dresses."
"But- I- I don't want that."
"Well, they're a pain to remove. From brains, anyway. If you were a computer it wouldn't be too bad at all, but the neural interface really complicates things."
"Oh god. All I can see is her. All I can hear is her indie music. All I can smell is her natural organic perfume made from orange blossoms."
"To be fair, this would all be pretty awesome if she hadn't dumped you."