Glamour Shot Down
And you wonder why that portrait studio at the mall is a pretzel stand now.
"Hello! Welcome. Wow, it's been awhile since anyone came in. My name's Megan, I'll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $129.99."
"Wait wait wait! That's not our only package! Please? I can take just a Beauty Headshot for $49.99! Please! No one comes to the mall for portrait photography any more. They all take great looking photos at home with stuff like a Kodak EasyShare 14MP Digital Camera. It's ruined me! Please. I'll give you a free backdrop of your choice."
"Okay, okay, you drive a hard bargain. I'll let you pick your backdrop AND I'll give you a celebrity cardboard cutout from the premium selections, just $25."
"Wait, where are you going? PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE!"