A new era is upon us. You know how I know? My clock told me so!
Time! It's all around us! In our hair! Our food! Our faces! Our clothes! Our bodies! Our pastries! Our plants! Our thumbs! Our pasta! Everything!
There is no escaping time. The only solution is to harness it, to make it work for you, to make it tell you its secrets. And in order to do this, you will need a device - a magical device, a most divine contraption! - that can read time: THE CLOCK!
Many have believed this machine to be a myth. "Something that can read time? Why, that's preposterous!" they say. But nay! It is real! And it is here! The Luna Voyager Alarm Clock with Dock!
Unlike many other models, the Luna Voyager runs on pure science! That's right: no faeries trapped in vials needed, no dust of a golden butterflies wing required for operation! Just electricity.
Simply insert your iPhone or iPod, and the Luna, like a trained psychic, reads it and sets itself accordingly! And what's more, it's small and compact! So you can bring this enigmatic item anywhere!
The days of time being a mystery are past my friends! Look to your Luna Voyager, and let the universe's secrets REVEAL THEMSELVES!