"Yes, you could say I'm a 'bird watcher.'"
"I didn't say that. I asked what you were doing in your car outside my house."
"And I'm telling you. I'm 'bird watching.'"
"With that camera?"
"Not any camera. A Nikon D90 Digital SLR with 18-105mm Lens. And I told you; I'm 'bird watching.'"
You know why I don't believe you, right?"
"I don't see why you wouldn't."
"Because you keep making little quotation marks with your fingers when you say 'bird watching.'"
"Forgive me, it's a harmless affectation."
"I don't think it is."