Panasonic 6.0 3-Handset Phone
Three is a magic number.
Wait... am I in for 1 or am I in for 3?
Ah, honey! Look it's a deal for Panasonic 6.0 Handset Phones! A three pack!
"Ah, perfect! One for each of my hands!"
Wait, what? Honey, I said there were three of them.
"Oh, boy. I knew this day would come eventually. I need to tell you something, Loraine."
No! No, it's not possible!
"It is. I have three hands."
We've been married for eight years, Paul! And this is how I find out?!
"I didn't want it to be like this. I'm just so scared to let anyone know. It's a tough thing to talk about, you know?"
No, I don't. Because I'm not three-handed freak!
"Okay, I think you're saying things you don't mean."
How? I want to know how you've hidden this from me for so long.
"You know how I wear really baggy sweaters? Even to bed? Or when it's really hot outside? That's how."
Oh.
"But c'mon, sweetie! Let's not let this ruin everything. What were we talking about before? A 3 pack of Panasonic 6.0 phones? With Dect Plus technology that takes the superb sound quality and outstanding range of DECT 6.0 phones to a whole new level?"
There's no going back, Paul. I can't un-know this.
