Three is a magic number.
Wait... am I in for 1 or am I in for 3?
Ah, honey! Look it's a deal for Panasonic 6.0 Handset Phones! A three pack!
"Ah, perfect! One for each of my hands!"
Wait, what? Honey, I said there were three of them.
"Oh, boy. I knew this day would come eventually. I need to tell you something, Loraine."
No! No, it's not possible!
"It is. I have three hands."
We've been married for eight years, Paul! And this is how I find out?!
"I didn't want it to be like this. I'm just so scared to let anyone know. It's a tough thing to talk about, you know?"
No, I don't. Because I'm not three-handed freak!
"Okay, I think you're saying things you don't mean."
How? I want to know how you've hidden this from me for so long.
"You know how I wear really baggy sweaters? Even to bed? Or when it's really hot outside? That's how."
"But c'mon, sweetie! Let's not let this ruin everything. What were we talking about before? A 3 pack of Panasonic 6.0 phones? With Dect Plus technology that takes the superb sound quality and outstanding range of DECT 6.0 phones to a whole new level?"
There's no going back, Paul. I can't un-know this.