Can we talk?
"Hey, Jerry. Can we have a chat about that camera?"
"This one? This is just a Samsung 1080p HD Camcorder I picked up."
"Yeah. What's the deal with it?"
"Oh you know, full 1080p HD, anti-fog lens coating, built-in USB arm, Smart Filter, mini HDMI port. Pretty nice camera all in all."
"Yeah, I was more interested in why you have it on the edge of your desk pointed at me."
"Oh. It's for my website."
"Yeah. Dan Cam. It's super popular."
"It's an archive of videos I upload at the end of each day documenting your workday."
"Because I make a crap-ton of advertising revenue."
"Yeah. People love watching the mundane workaday existence of some shlubby office drone."
"People think I'm shlubby?"