No. We're not there yet.
Honey, look. I love you. I do. And I'm fine with us, with this, with our relationship and its current level of awesomeness. I'm just saying that there are things we should look forward to discovering about each other, but at a later date.
So look, I appreciate you and I appreciate you taking an interest in me and the stuff I do, but no. Not yet. I'm not ready for you to borrow my refurbished Toshiba 17" Laptop. It's nothing personal! I mean, the laptop is personal. To me. It's like a journal or a diary, y'know? It's got everything about me on it. And at some point, yes, I plan on opening it up and sharing with you. But for right now, here in this moment, I'm just not ready. Please respect that.
Also, I really need to scrub the browser history and air dust the keyboard before I turn it over.