Motorola 2 or 3 Handset Cordless Phone
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Hungry for Phone Calls
These phones have more features than a metaphor that we can't think of right now.
Tuesday, June 11
Monday, June 10
Samsung 720p Camcorder w/ 52x Opt Zoom
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52XXX
52x optical zoom. That's a lot of zoom. We know what you're using it for. We know.
Sunday, June 09
Maxell Universal Tablet Sound System
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Hold On To Your Martini Glass.
Why is that man's tablet blowing his hair and tie around?
Saturday, June 08
Hannspree 28" 1080p LCD HDTV
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The Shape of Things to Watch
The ultimate decadence: things shaped like other things.
Friday, June 07
Escort Passport Radar & Laser Detector
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Not just for lawbreaking!
How many lasers can you detect? How about... ALL OF THEM?
Thursday, June 06
Beats Studio Over-Ear Headphones
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The Beats Don’t Stop
Put your headphones on. Leave your headphones on.
Wednesday, June 05
AC Delco AA or AAA Alkaline Batteries
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Hot 100
Now you can live the dream of taping ten batteries to each finger.
Tuesday, June 04
Maximo iMetal Earphones w/ Remote+Mic
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A Hero's Journey
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?
Magellan 7" GPS with Lifetime Maps
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It's Ferdinanderrific
Maybe if the real Magellan had had one of these, he would've survived his trip.
Monday, June 03
Jabra Bluetooth In-Car Speakerphone
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Jabra The Shortcut
Got a tough commute? Maybe that's 'cause you're using your hands.
