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Poll: If you could graft a piece of electronic equipment onto your body, what would it be?
  • 14% - An iPhone in my hand - it's all I use it for anyway. 133
  • 6.5% - A keytar in my arm. 62
  • 51.7% - A computer monitor in my eyeball. 492
  • 10.8% - A Zune in my ear canal. 103
  • 9.6% - A Billy-The-Bigmouth-Bass on my scalp. 91
  • 7.4% - Something else I'll describe in grisly detail in the comments. 70
951 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

SmartDrug


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Hell, I'd be happy with a wearable HUD, let alone a monitor...

When you do things right, people won't know you've done anything at all.

mamawoot


quality posts: 7 Private Messages mamawoot

The ability to surf the Internet into my brain.

whoahbaby


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I'd like a video camera in my eyeballs that could record and upload wirelessly to my computer!!!

Sheena3745


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Sheena3745

GPS of course.

a04971xx


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Im not letting someone put a computer in my head. Im good the way I am.

Ouijan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ouijan

GPS on my forearm!

dick40


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dick40

Just graft a tap to drain the fat off my gut


knewsong


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Keytar's are AMAZING! I don't know how I ever lived without mine...

roadlizard7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7

2 wheels and an engine. Why walk when you can drive?

ciscoguy35


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Instead of a monitor built into my eye, I would like a projector built in instead so I can watch what I was thinking.

1ezmonkey


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Just some flash RAM would help alot.

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SHIRT.WOOT = 72 shirts
WINE.WOOT = 1 item (can't ship wine to Pa.)
SELLOUT.WOOT = 30 items
KIDS.WOOT = 18 items

takenforgranite


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mamawoot wrote:The ability to surf the Internet into my brain.



Oh man. I'd never get any work done... And all my friends would think I'm catatonic. And my right bicep would be HUGE.

geri9254


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Oh, please, nothing. I'm bombarded by enough technology without an intravenous feed of it. I long for my old princess phone and even get up to change the channels in spite of the remote sitting on my coffee table. Doesn't anyone else want to make it stop for at least a little while??

connorbush


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a death laser into my pointer finger

valhil2003


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A max resolution HD camera lens with 10000X zoom!! & NIGHT MODE in my right eye

jdgilles


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Replace my feet with a Segway.

jdgilles


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geri9254 wrote:Oh, please, nothing. I'm bombarded by enough technology without an intravenous feed of it. I long for my old princess phone and even get up to change the channels in spite of the remote sitting on my coffee table. Doesn't anyone else want to make it stop for at least a little while??



Nope!

PemberDucky


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i'd like a sharp aquos 1080p 120Hz smart HDTV grafted onto my stomach, just so I COULD GET SOME ATTENTION FROM A MAN FOR EVEN A SHORT WHILE.

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xxooss


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I am blind in my left eye and have limited vision in my right one so I would love to have a camera that would send images to my brain so I could see.

leftturney


quality posts: 1 Private Messages leftturney

An earpiece in my thumb and a microphone in my pinky!

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz

I just want to shoot lasers. That's all.

I'm just hanging out, really.

MITCHELLWOOT


quality posts: 3 Private Messages MITCHELLWOOT

A craftmatic adjustible bed attached to my back.