WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

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Looks like fun, huh? It's Borg of Crap, the newest Woot game and the first one ever at Tech.Woot! You're a humble generic robot racing through an electronics warehouse. Run, jump, and swim as fast as you can, while collecting chips and avoiding obstacles to earn cooler-looking robot parts. There's nothing more we can tell you that you wouldn't learn better by playing Borg of Crap itself. So start playing!



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billebouy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages billebouy


Wow, craptastic!

ryanjfrantz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ryanjfrantz

I've beaten it twice and still no link to a Bundles of Crayons!!!!

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

Is it PC only? I'm on android and the link doesn't work. It takes me back to the tech woot main. I don't have a computer at my job.;_;
edit: Ok,it loaded, but it has keyboard controls so I'm boned anyway.

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

spurradic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spurradic
ryanjfrantz wrote:I've beaten it twice and still no link to a Bundles of Crayons!!!!



Me too very sad

Geethatsgr8


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Geethatsgr8

Does it only let you win an actual bag at random times during the day?

polkastria


quality posts: 6 Private Messages polkastria

Well, I was hoping if I built the Borg Of Crap.. we'd get a link to a Bundles of Crayons But no luck.

BigTemp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages BigTemp

Maybe if we asked Nicely?

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 3 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

Any chance for a Bundles of Crayons if you...
-get a certain score
-choose the correct body parts
-share your robot on FB and Twitter
-go through the levels super fast or super slow

On my third try in a row, I got stuck in some box in the first round. I thought maybe if I sat there long enough I would get offered a Bundles of Crayons However, I waited for the timer to get to 5 minutes and gave up on that idea.

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 3 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

I thought for sure I was going to get a Bag of Crap because I bought all of the most expensive parts. My robot looks like what you would expect you would want it to look like to get a Bag of Crap (see link below). Oh well.

http://tech.woot.com/borg?image=borg-19-19-19-19.png

xion2008


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xion2008

Why does the "beta FEEDBACK" button open a popup window of tech!woot with this game in the foreground??? It is a little hard to give feedback if it takes me to this game....
...hmmm, intentional? >.> ..

mtnbearwv


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mtnbearwv

Bought this the last time it was on woot. Very very low volume, even with a full charge. I would not recommend this bluetooth headset.

snair692


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snair692

I just like "The Warriors" quote. Cheers;)

astrobuf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages astrobuf

what a piece of crap. Does not work with my android tablet!

sdrls


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sdrls

wheeeeeee :D

freebird87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages freebird87

Darn, made a full Borg of crap and no bandolier of carrots. Oh well, fun game

cf


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cf

Cannot play on ubuntu. Boo!

manysounds


quality posts: 0 Private Messages manysounds

Awful. I played multiple times