"Man, what a great day for softball. Thanks so much for inviting me to pl--"

NEXT UP, CENTER FIELDER DAROLD PARRRRKER

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"What the --"

"Get used to it, buddy. Ever since our team sprung for an Altec Lansing Portable Sound Dock, we've been blasting our own at-bat music." 

"That's a great idea, but, umm, don't you think that song is a bit of a downer?"

"That's not the point. We try to pick songs that make the most of the speakers' precision audio. And Mr. Clapton's soulful croon really highlights their capabilities."

"I just wonder if --"

NEXT UP, CATCHER ASHLEY LOBO

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"-- Lord, that has to be the worst coming-to-the-plate song I've ever heard."

"What are you talking about, can't you hear the layers of thick sound? You have the Altec Lansing to thank for that, friend. And we can play all 9 innings on a single charge with the lithium-ion battery."

"No, you misunderstand. It sounds great. But it's just not the right kind of song to get you excited."

"OK, fine Mr. Expert. Lemme just skip to the next track with the remote…"

(MUSIC PLAYS)

"Oh goodness no."

(MUSIC PLAYS)

"Dude…"

(MUSIC PLAYS)

"Nope."

(MUSIC? PLAYS)

"OK, we are making negative progress. Oh shoot, it's my turn to bat. Put my track on, will ya buddy?"

(TRACK PLAYS)

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