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"General, we are conducting this hearing to investigate the accusations of your infidelity and whether or not it compromised your position."
"I understand."
"Now according to records, you were sharing your Asus 15.6" Dual-Core i3 Laptop with your biographer. Is that so?"
"Yes."
"And this was the same Asus laptop on which you had top secret documents, military plans, and confidential emails?"
"Yes."
"And so you-"
"Senator, may I ask the General a question?"
"You have the floor, Congresswoman."
"Are you seriously telling me the US Department of Defense issues Four Star Generals refurbished Asus laptops?"
"Yes ma'am. Why do you ask?"
"It just seems like we would have something more, I don't know, top secret or proprietary or something."
"The United States military is nothing if not frugal, ma'am. And a 15.6" LED high-def laptop with 4GB DDR3 memory and a 500GB SATA hard drive was more than enough for my needs."
"Those needs being planning espionage missions, sending illicit messages to your mistress, and renewing online coupon codes for Sephora?"
"Actually, the Sephora thing wasn't me. That was the mistress."
Features
- Get reliable performance from the second generation Intel Core i3-2370M dual-core processor
- 15.6" LED-backlit high-definition widescreen display with antiglare technology and 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 4GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition 64-bit operating system preinstalled provides a stable platform for word processing, Web navigation, gaming, media storage and more
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a physical address within the United States to ship your order to. Apologies to our APO/FPO customers.
Warranty: 90 Day Asus
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantySpecs
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Processor: | Intel Core i3-2370M (2.4GHz) |
| Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
| Screen Size: | 15.6" |
| Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
| Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
| Display Type: | HD Widescreen Anti-Glare LED-backlit |
| Graphics: | Intel HD 3000 (Up to 1696MB) |
| Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
| Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (5400rpm) |
| Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
| Network: | 10/100/1000Mbps |
| Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
| Card Reader: | 4-in-1 Card Reader (SD, MMC, MS, MS Pro) |
| Battery: | 4-Cell Lithium-Ion |
| Webcam: | 0.3MP |
| Microphone: | Integrated |
| Keyboard: | Full-Size with Numeric Keypad |
| Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
| I/O Ports: | |
|---|---|
| HDMI: | 1 |
| USB 3.0: | 1 |
| USB 2.0: | 1 |
| VGA: | 1 |
| RJ-45: | 1 |
| Microphone-in: | 1 |
| Headphone-out: | 1 |
| Operating System: | |
|---|---|
| Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
| Dimensions: | |
|---|---|
| 14.88"(W) x 1.4"(H) x 9.65"(D) |
| Weight: | |
|---|---|
| 5.8 lbs |
In the box:
- Asus Dual-Core i3 Laptop with 15.6" LED Display
- 4-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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