A retro dock for your soon-to-be retro phone!

Remember the days when the iPhone 4 or iPhone 4s was the "new thing"? Oh, how young and naive we were? We'd buy a dock like this iRetroPhone as a joke. "How silly," we'd say. "How quaint and ridiculous to disguise our highly-advanced, top-of-the-line device as an antique!"

But now, the very phones we plugged into a bulky dock like this are bulky themselves. That's right: a new iPhone is on the way, and it boasts a thinner, lighter design than ever before. If this trend continues, we'll soon have phones that are so thin and light that a slight breeze will be able to carry them away.

Well, we need we can't let that happen! We need to stand up for what's right! We need to plug our fat phones into this fat retro dock and say, "Enough is enough! We might not be able to out-process you, iPhone 5. But we can OUT-WEIGH you any day!"

That's how we win!

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