These newfangled batteries are way too expensive to waste!

"Man, have you bought batteries lately? I'm in the wrong business."

"That bad?"

"It's ridiculous! Batteries haven't changed; how can they be so much more expensive?"

"Well, I think batteries have changed. I mean, they've gotten more efficient and stuff. Plus, these are rechargeable. So you know, in the long run they're actually cheaper."

"Rechargeable?"

"Yeah. You know, they run out of charge, you plug them into one of the chargers from your Kodak Smart Charger Bundle, and a little later they're good to go again."

"Holy crap. That's how that works?"

"Yeah. Why? What have you been doing with your rechargeable batteries when they run out of juice?"

"I've just been lighting them on fire, man."

"Why is that your answer to everything?"

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