Be just like an NFL coach,  and hold a clipboard to your mouth.

"Skaljf sxxxhhzhzh projffojfff ten right nonnnnshhhhh"

"What was that? I did not copy."

"Nickel defesnchhsss give the ball off to runshshsh brrrrrfdazzzzz."

"Hey man, I think your audio is getting messed up."

"Oh sorry, is this better? I'm using the new Motorola X205 Gaming Headset. It's been working great so far."

"Yeah I can hear you just fine now."

"I wish you could see me. I look just like an NFL coach with this thing. I'm even pacing around my living room with a clipboard for the full-on look."

"Cool man. That's cool. What play do you want to run?"

"How about a prrrrzzzzzshshshshshshshshshshshsshshshshsh--"

"Whoa, hold up. You cut out again."

"Weird. Maybe the clipboard is interfering? I'm putting it in front of my mouth so the other team can't see what plays I'm calling."

"Wait, what?"

"You know…how NFL coaches hold something up to their face so nobody can read their lips?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I'm going for the authentic experience here."

"I can't think of why that would mess up the audio."

"I mean, the clipboard probably blocks a lot of the sound from the mic."

"Hold on a second. Are you holding the clipboard BETWEEN your mouth and the mic?"

"Yes."

*THWACK*

"Are you there, man? I couldn't tell what you said but it sounded like a facepalm."

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