Movies when you want them, where you want them (which is on your TV).

Use this: when you want to stand up to your television and say, "Nay, thou controlling machine with thine program guides and thine schedules, tonight thou shalt not chooseth for me what to watch. Tonight, I shall picketh for thee to show me the contents of a DVD!"

Don't use this: if you're more in the market for a Amateurscan Conservative Scan DVD player.

This just posted on Facebook: "That moment when you realize he's not interested in all the different kinds of discs you can play and that he just likes you for your drawer-load. :("

If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: an entertainment shrub, which is a shrub that grows entertainment from its branches. The shrub itself is actually really boring.

The experts say: if you replace two of your daily meals with Proscan Progressive Scan DVD Players, then you're doing it so wrong that nobody, not even the experts, can help you.

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