Use these: because your ears deserve to know the embrace of a lover.
Don't use these: if you're trying to run NYC. As in, become the mayor. Don't listen to music. Listen to the people, man!
When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: teeth that change from white to blue when you're angry. Probably doesn't sound super exciting, but what colors can your regular teeth do, hot shot?
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: opening it up and eating the spaghetti inside. Wait, there's no spaghetti inside these things? Oh man, then you might up a creek then.
These just posted to Facebook: "I ain't nobody you kin wire down! :D"
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year Run NYC
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