But what if, when I connect the turntable to my computer, their brains get switched like in the movies?
VOICE OVER: He was a cool, turntable with ceramic pick-up, one touch play, and no driver required!
[SHOT of VIBE USB Turntable at a party with red solo cup talking to hot girls]
VOICE OVER: He was a nerdy computer without any friends but the internet.
[SHOT of computer in dark room with pizza boxes on the floor]
VOICE OVER: But when they connected to quickly and easily convert vinyl to MP3, something wacky happened!
[SHOT of computer and VIBE USB Turntable connected. We HEAR a loud ZAP sound.]
COMPUTER: Yo dawg, what the heck am I doing with this computer body?
TURNTABLE: Don't you see? Our bodies have been trans-juxtaposed upon each other!
COMPUTER: Speak English, dawg!
TURNTABLE: We've switched bodies. I'm computer on the inside and you're a turntable!
COMPUTER: Nah way, dawg! What'm I gonna splain dis to da ladiez?!
VOICE OVER: Now, they're being forced to learn how the other lives!
[SHOT of computer jumping into a pool. Huge splash soaks a bunch of girls in bikinis. They run away disgusted.]
[SHOT of turntable trying to plug itself into a monitor.]
VOICE OVER: Coming this Fall: it's WACKY WEDNESDAY!
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