Enlightenment comes only through self-surveillance: So saith the prophet Zmodo.
In his teachings, the Great Zmodo tells us that in order to comprehend the vastness of the external world, we must first understand OURSELVES. This can only be achieved by a process called the "Four Noble Cameras," in which you sit in silent meditation with four Zmodo surveillance cameras pointed at oneself until one's own inner workings reveal themselves in a flash of insight.
The path is not a straight one, and you must choose your own destiny. Will you observe yourself in real-time, or will you choose a 500GB hard drive to save the inner workings of your spirit digitally? Either way, only the Zmodo cameras' H.264 standalone DVR is capable of capturing your essence with the clarity it demands.
How did Zmodo come to understand the true nature of the universe through self-surveillance? Stories say that one day Zmodo was wandering the forest and came upon a baobab tree. He sat down at the base of the tree, and set up a four-channel surveillance system of his own devising at himself, wrapping the video cables around the baobab's long, slender branches.
Soon Zmodo learned that he needed a way to power his system, so he ran to town for a generator. Then he realized he needed a way to watch the video he was capturing, so he ran to town for a monitor. At last he sat for four weeks, eating nothing and drinking nothing, but watching himself on his own system every day. At last he was struck with the irrefutable truths of the universe.
Some skeptics say it was the severe hunger and dehydration that sparked this enlightenment. But we believers know it was the camera system.
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