A Ton Of Etón Whatsits
These things definitely do stuff. Some of them play music, it seems. And if we're not mistaken, some of them can be used to check the weather. And they're solar powered? OK, so maybe our whatchamacallit marketing skills aren't up to SkyMall standards, but at least we tell it to you straight: These are some weird disaster-preparedness gadgets.
Etón official site