Asus On The Loose

Did you know that 100% of computers malfunction because a chocolate milkshake was spilled all over them? [Source: A survey of this Woot writer.]  If you are looking for a new Asus it must be because you stupidly dropped a full milkshake right on top of the last one. Try to be more careful this time. 
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Ends on November 13 at 9AM CT

About Asus

Even the CEO of Asus isn't sure if it's pronounced A-SOOS or A-SUSS, and has a lingering suspicion that it might be ASS-US.
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