All right. We have a confession to make. There are no magical beasts for sale in this event. We know, we know, we misled you with the title, but come on: Marketing is harrrrd. How were we supposed to make earbuds sexy? Tell you what, why don't you just buy some earbuds and we'll call it even?
They don't exist. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you (you really should have known by now) but magic doesn't exist at all. Are you OK? Would you like a glass of water? There's a champ.
