Nothing has acted as a greater boon to the paranoid psychotic than the advent of wireless headsets. No longer do passers-by assume "Oh, he's mentally unsound," but rather "Oh, he must be conducting important business." So grab one and cover up the waking nightmare that is your life.
Bluetooth headsets were popularized in the mid-2000s by well-dressed men at airports yelling things like "I need that on my desk yesterday," "Dave Goren dropped the ball on that big time," and "I told him to expedite the OPS report, goddamn it!"
