Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, the central members of Steely Dan, were notoriously persnickity in the studio. Naturally you want to start a band that's JUST LIKE Steely Dan, so you're going to need to start cultivating your insufferable production pretentions sooner rather than later.
The word "Music" comes from the Greek μουσική (mousike; "art of the Muses"), which should definitely inform whether you buy one of these ukeleles.
